February 2012
7 posts
If time stopped around you, would you freeze to death?
Have you ever been in class and found yourself eyeing the awesome t-shirts of your fellow classmates, imagining how much better they’d look wrapped around your incredible body? Then you might wish for some way to obtain this fantastic apparel… and of course stopping time seems like the best way.
But wait. If time froze, and...
Band name idea: The Wealth Itself
“On his two younger sisters he then bestowed an equal portion of his fraternal...”
– Jane Austen, Northanger Abbey
Camilla
People often said Camilla Gautreaux had a very large head, which was true. This was not, of course, in the sense that her skull was filled with superior thoughts regarding herself, but rather in reference to its impressive circumference. Indeed, it was rather fortunate for Camilla that hats had not been so much in fashion since the seventies; she found them to be an exhausting ordeal....
