April 2012
17 posts
“The Green Mile… That’s another one of those magical-black-man...”
– Overheard in a crowded room
So they say… But who are ‘they’ and why do they keep saying so many things? And how do they know so much?
I’m a second-hand smoker.
Ted Nugent called Wasserman Shultz a “brain-dead, soulless, heartless idiot,” and Nancy Pelosi a “sub-human scoundrel.” Looks like someone’s been hitting up the Shakespearean insult chart.
Know what’s squishy? Snakes. Snakes are squishy. Especially when they’re between your toes.
YOLO? Please. James Bond already proved YOLT.
“a beautiful sunset that was mistaken for a dawn”
– Debussy, on Wagner
I wonder if there is a Biscuit Monster wandering around on Sesame Street in London.
Laos is shaped like a neuron. Axons away!
I’m growing Uranus Flytraps.
“If you have something to say, say it. Otherwise, beware of weasels.”
– George R R Martin, A Clash of Kings
A few characteristics of some states’ roads I have noticed in my vehicular travels (a work-in-progress)
Alabama: It’s true, the ‘Welcome to Alabama the Beautiful’ sign you will see first is peppered with birdshot. Though to be fair, the shooters were probably aiming for the ‘Governor Guy Hunt’ add-on portion of the sign.
Georgia: Nothing is labeled. Sure, there will be signs on gravel...
Let’s face it. DINOSAURS deserve caps lock.
#whydontweallputpoudsignsinfrontofeverything #eliminatespaces #twitterforlyfe #it’slikenewspeakbutmoreannoying #orwellwasright
Fact: In the late 18th and early 19th centuries, Boston’s red light district was known as ”Mt. Whoredom”
